Why We Appreciate Men
Why We Appreciate Men And How Our Bubbles Get Burst When He Ain't Prince Charming!
! (and added comments)1. They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep. (At least that's what his girlfriend/wife says - depending on which YOU are!
)2. They're at peace with their bodies, except for maybe some minor anxiety over height, weight, and baldness. (The *names deleted* of the world. . .
teehee!
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)3. They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even when we're not. (Yeh, don'tcha love it when they say you look great. . .
just don't get over 200 lbs!
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)4. They're beyond enthusiastic about sex. (OK if they are discriminate. . .
about who they are having it with!
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)5. They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall. (And don't be shocked if it is their wife. . ."you helped me through a hard time in our marriage and now it's better than ever" OR. . ."yes, I confess, I DID have a fling (you!
!
), but let's not let that interfere with "us"!
!
)6. Chest hair, forearm hair and the feel of a newly shaved cheek. (Well, at least the newly shaved cheek. . .
and just so it isn't back hair!
!!
)7. Bravery around snakes, waterbugs, bats and flat tires. Sometimes a MYTH!
! (The sexiest man I ever knew - among others - do not have that particular instinct!
)8. Their unapologetic lust for a nice hunk of beef or chocolate cake. (And, sometimes to our dismay. . .
just their unapologetic lust for a hunk!
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) That's when our female phrase "WHAT a WASTE!
!!" comes in handy!
!9. Their ability to solve problems simply by throwing a ball around. (Better than throwing US around. . .
)10. The glimpse you get, when they wear their baseball cap backwards of their inner Little Leaguer. (That is something I will just leave alone. . .
kind of cute on some. . .
)11. How tender they get when they cry and how seldom they do it. [When their team loses. . .
or when they are at a pick-up bar and she/he turns out to be just waaaaayyyyyyy too young. . .
and the ones who are interested are Madam-look-alikes (as in Madam and Waylon!
)]12. What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action. (. . .
at the slot machines or the Baccarat tables. . .
OR hitting on their secretaries!
)13. They make excellent companions when driving through rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys. (Say WHAT!
!?
?!
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)14. They really love their moms. They remind us of our dads. (Richard Simmons loves HIS Mom and doesn't remind me one thing of my Dad!
! Nor Dave Letterman. . .
hmmmmmmm!
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?)15. They don't mind accompanying a woman to a party even though she looks like a movie star and they look like the chauffeur. (I ain't touchin' that one cuz I know people with limos!
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)16. Their near-endless appetite for discussing the ins and outs of work and money - ours as well as theirs. (well, the ins/outs of about anything and OUR money, in particular)17. Their genuine ardor for tinkering with toilets, changing oil and assembling gas grills - jobs any intelligent woman can do but would be nuts to volunteer for. (Some do, some don't. . .
either THEY do it or it gets HIRED done. . . I don't even want to LEARN that stuff and don't blame them if THEY don't!
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)18. They never care what their horoscope, their mother-in-law, nor the neighbors say. (. . .
AMEN!
!
)19. They rarely lie about their age, their weight or their clothing size. (. . .
don't get this wrong. . .
they DO lie about fishing, money and women!
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)20. How awestruck they are in the face of a Wonderbra or a homemade cookie. (. . .
all with the same enthusiasm!
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)21. How sexy their butts look in jeans. (. . .
this person must know David Bowie!
)22. How sexy their hands look holding ours. (No contest. . .
)23. Their face is a treasure to behold when they give us a present they picked out. (. . .
and they are pretty decent about it when we exchange it for something we really like, too!
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)24. Their ignorance is usually amusing (Sometimes. . .
depends on OUR mood !
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) (If we are REALLY, REALLY gone on him. . .
he is the smartest man in the world, regardless of how ignorant. . .
did I say that?
?!
!
)25. They have a great sense of competition (Good if it is at work/earning $$$$. . .
bad if it is notches on belts or bedposts!
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)26. They can make great sex partners ("CAN" is the operative word here. . .
usually have to have some in-house training!
)27. They give great hugs, ( and always melt our hearts when a sweet "I love you Princess" is added) (Princess, Schmitzess. . .
all I ask is that I be treated no differently than the Queen!
!
)28. Though they often try to hide it, they're very tenderhearted and caring. (and they are MASTERS at hiding it. . .
oh, to be fair - there ARE moments. . .
)29. They have an uncanny ability to look deeply into our eyes and connect with our heart, even when we don't want them to (Good when it is hubby/boyfriend. . .
BAD when it is David Bowie/Lenny Kravitz) (REALLY bad when it is Bill Clinton. . .
)30. They don't care whether colours match but are willing to be concerned if we want them to be (. . .
unless it is at the football game. . .
then COLOR counts!
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)31. They can be taught (. . .
and when you get one trained. . .
just hang in there as the older they get - the harder to train!
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)32. They give us a peek at the little boy inside when they get sick or happy or hurt. (More like the Pamper/Binky stage. . .
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