Top 10 rejection lines by women!
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think of you as a brother.
. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
. (I don't want to do my dad)8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.
)7. My life is too complicated right now.
. I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.
)6. I've got a boyfriend .
. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
.5. I don't date men where I work.
. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.
)4. It's not you, it's me.
. (It's you.
)3. I'm concentrating on my career.
. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.
)2. I'm celibate.
. (I've sworn off only the men like you.
)and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it really means)1. Let's be friends.
. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.
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