I Will Not
I will not waste chalk.
.. I will not skateboard in the halls.
.. I will not burp in class.
.. I will not draw naked ladies in class.
.. I did not see Elvis.
.. I will not call my teacher `Hot Cakes'.
.. Garlic gum is not funny.
.. They are laughing at me, not with me.
.. I will not yell 'fire' in a crowded classroom.
.. I will not encourage others to fly.
.. I will not fake my way through life.
.. Tar is not a plaything.
.. I will not Xerox my butt.
.. I will not trade pants with others.
.. I will not do that thing with my tongue.
.. I will not drive the principal's car.
.. I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.
.. I will not sell school property.
.. I will not instigate revolution.
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