Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the firing squad.
The commander yells, "Ready.
..
Aim.
.." and the brunette yells "Earthquake!
!!"Immediately the soldiers fall to the ground and in the confusion the brunette escapes.
The commander then tells his soldiers to get up. "Ready.
..
Aim.
.." and the redhead yells "Tornado!
!!"Immediately the soldiers fall to the ground and in the confusion the redhead escapes.
The commander then yells to his soldiers to get up. "Ready.
..
Aim.
.." and the blonde yells "Fire!
!!"
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