You know you\'re in the wrong church when...
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has gun racks.
9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.
8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."7. There's an ATM in the lobby.
6. Choir wears leather robes.
5. Worship services are B.
Y.
O.
S. -- "Bring Your Own Snake."4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.
3. Karaoke Worship Time.
2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"1. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."
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