Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of her background information and asks her, "Do you havegrounds for a divorce?"To which she replies, "Well, we have three acres."
"No, ma'am. What I mean is, does he beat you up?" asks the attorney."No, I get up around 6:30 and he sleeps until 7:00," she responds.
Feeling a little frustrated the attorney asks, "Lady, tell me, do youhave a grudge?"Looking very confident she states, "No, we have a carport."At this point the lawyer has lost his patience and asks, "Look, Lady. Why the heck do you want a divorce?"
"Because he can't hold an intelligent conversation!"
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