Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn't show the dirt.
-Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price-Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
-Why are most brunettes flat-chested? It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.
-Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache.
-Why is the color brunette considered evil? When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?
-How can you tell a brunette is lonely ? Check her for a pulse.
-What is the most frustrated animal in the world? A brunette rabbit.
-Why do brunettes wear training bras? It's cheaper than changing their Band-Aids every day.
-Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls? Parents felt the dandruffmight be contagious.
-How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair? With a rake.
-Why don't brunettes get breast implants? They've already spent their money on thigh & butt implants.
-Why did God create brunettes? So ugly men wouldn't feel left out.
-What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation.
-Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant? From their underarms.
-How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
Startled.
-What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette? A hostage.
-How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color? By studying what oilspills did to seaweed.
-What's the difference between a brunette and the trash? At least the trash gets taken out once a week.
-What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?
They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
-Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,
000 for a breast job ?
Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.
-What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover? 'What part of *yes* don't you understand?
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