Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all newly married couples, they were in a constant state of arousal. Well they didn't want to do anything wrong so they approached their Parish Priest for advice.
Father, the young couple asked .
.. "is it ok to have sex before Mass ?"The not so young Priest responded after a few moments of reflection .
.. "yes my children it's ok to have sex before Mass .
. but please don't block the aisles.
.."
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