Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on a bike.
The officer says, "Pull over," and the driver pulls over to the side of the road.
He says, "I'm sorry, officer, was I speeding?"The police officer says, "No, mate, but your wife fell out of the car a mile back."The man replies, "Oh, that explains it. I thought I was going deaf!"
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