The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and a blonde-Sandy. The second race was the Breast Stroke.
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the order of finish was:The brunette came in first, the redhead second,
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.. "but wait", where wasthe blonde?
?? She was still racing!
When she got to the finish line.
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she said " THEY CHEATED!
!"The Judge said "how?
?"The dumb blonde screamed.
.."THEY USED THEIR ARMS!"
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