Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:*Directions: Use like regular soap.
FROZEN DINNER SERVING SUGGESTION:*Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX:*Fits one head.
ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT:*Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.
)ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:*Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:*Do not Iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE:*Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):*Warning: May cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:*Warning: Keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:*For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:*Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:*Warning: contains nutsON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:*Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:*Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
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