The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.
All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumped out from behind some busheswith a gun.
The masked man said "Give me all your money!"Unwilling to do so, the President said, "You can't do this, I'm thePresident!" The man then replied,
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.."Oh, never mind then. Give me MY money!"
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