Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.
They always liked to compete with their sons.
First mother: My son is a priest. Whenever people see him they say, "Ohmy priest!"Second mother: Oh yeah, my son is a bishop. Whenever they see him theysay, "Oh my bishop!"Third mother: (after thinking a bit) Well my son is a fat, lazy pig andwhenever people see my son they say, "Oh my God!"
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