Day after Christmas.
It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the light to change.
The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, "Got that bike for Christmas, sonny?"The youngster responds, proudly, "Ya, Santa brought it for me."The policeman then proceeds to write the young fellow a bicyle violation ticket for not having a reflector on the back bumper and hands it to him saying, "Well, next time you better tell him to put a light on it."Johnny looks at the citation, looks back up at the cop and says, "And did Santa bring you that horse?"Humouring the youngster, the policeman answers, "Why, yes, he did."To which Johnny responds, "Well, next time you better tell him to put the dick underneath the horse, not on top."
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