Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.
62. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces themself. A2: Walks home.
63. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
64. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? A: Fertilised.
65. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilised.
66. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door.
67. Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door.
68. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex ? A: Kick open the car door.
69. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who was disappointed when she got her driver's license? A: The instructor gave her an "F" in sex.
70. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering? A: More head room.
71. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room.
72. Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,
VROOM, SCREECH,
VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
73. Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
74. Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
75. Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.
76. Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An Air Bag.
77. Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? A: Cause she blows the horn!
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78. Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
79. Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond? A: Bucket seats.
80. Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band/team? A3: Do you guys all play for the Rams?
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