Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A: (Action of scissoring legs apart)Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Q: What was the blond psychic's greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience!
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.
Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A1: She'd just dyed her hair. A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: She liked kids.
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Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists? A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.
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