Grandma\'s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.
While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.
As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts."She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em."
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