The Funeral
Two golfers are teeing it up at the third hole at their country club. The third fairway borders a road that ends at a cemetery, and just as the older of the two tees up, a funeral procession of cars begins to pass by. The golfer takes off his hat, and puts it over his heart, and stands at attention, while the cars go by. After they have all passed the other golfer says , "That was a very nice sign of respect." The older golfer says, "Yes, we would have been married 35 years tomorrow."
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