Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky.
Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?"
"Well, I see thousands of stars."
"And what does that mean to you?"
"Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. Whatdoes it mean to you, Holmes?"
"To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."
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