A ventriloquist was driving in the country...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm. He asked for and was given a tour.
As he was shown through the barn, the ventriloquist thought he'd havesome fun. He proceeded to make one of the horses talk.
The hired hand, wide-eyed with fear, rushed from the barn to thefarmer. "Sam," he shouted, "those animals are talking! If that sheepsays anything about me, it's a damned lie!"
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