Death of Energizer Bunny

The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old.

Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately8:42PM last evening.

Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going andgoing and going, "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends andrelatives, was alone at the time of his death.

An autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief medicalExaminer, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death wasacute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.

Apparently, someone had put Mr.

Bunny's batteries in backwards,

and he kept coming, and coming and coming.

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