Gimme some aspirin!

Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting headacheand asks Joe to go get some aspirins. Half an hourlater Joe comes back with a dozen packets of condoms."I asked you to get me aspirins, not condoms."

"Yeah, I went to a dozen drug stores, but have you evertried asking for aspirin with a tic in your eye?"