The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant."Anything interesting happen over-night", asked the mortitian."Yes", replied the assistant, "The most gorgeous 18 year-oldblond came in last night. Dead of course"
"What was the cause of death", enquired the mortition."I'm not sure",
replied the assistant. "But she's got a Prawnstuck up her cunt!"
"Are you sure?", said the Mortitian."Yes, come and have a look for yourself" ,
said the assistantopening the body bag.
The mortitian closely examined the beautifuly trimmed snatch."That's not a prawn you stupid wanker", he responded, "That'sher clitoris"
"Are you sure?", said the assisitant,"'Cuz it certainly tasted like a prawn".
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