A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak in a soft and steady voice over the loud-speakersystem. "Listen to the sound of my voice.
..", he kept repeating, "the soundof my voice.
.. every word is a command.
.. the sound of my voice.
.." Prettysoon, he had every single student in the audience completely mesmerized, eachone hanging on his every word.
Needing to take a quick piss, he announced "I will have to leave the stagefor a moment, but you will all remain in a trance while I am gone" And thenhe repeated the words "the sound of my voice.
.. every word is a command." Ashe turned to go, he tripped over the microphone cord, landed on his butt,
and yelled "SHIT!"
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