I was walking down an alley last night...

I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,"Help! Help!" coming from behind a dumpster. Two thugswere trying to steal an old lady's handbag, but sheputting up a Hell of a fight and wouldn't let go. I wondered if I should get involved, or keep walkingand pretend I didn't see anything.

.. I finally decidedthat I should help. It didn't take the three of us very long to get her handbag.