A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant...

A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup getsto her, and as the waiter is serving the main dishes she lets loose abombastic fart. Trying to save face, she says to the waiter:"Sir! Please stop that immediately."

"Certainly, madame," replies the waiter with a bow, "which way was it headed?"