A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on...

A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with nogreenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, thislooks just like Arizona." "The gatekeeper replied, "First of all, I'm notSaint Peter.

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and second, you really don't know where you are at all, do you?"