An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly...

An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the airwith her deodorizer.

Two floors later a gentleman got onto the elevator.

He began to sniff.

The Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"

"Why, yes, I do," he replied."What does it smell like?"

"Hmmm, I'm not sure, but it kind of smells like someone shitin a pine tree."