A fortune teller

A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, hewent inside and sat down. "Ah.

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.." said the woman as she gazedinto her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children."

"That's what you think," said the man scornfully. "I'm the fatherof THREE children." The woman grinned and said, "That's what YOUthink."