Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.
After a while the conversation started turning a littlerude and crass. Soon the women were getting louder andthey were arguing about how wide their snatches were.
(This happens all the time.
) The first woman got up on the bar, lifted her leg,
grabbed a baseball bat and slid it home. All the people in the bar were watching, hooting andhollering, throwing money. Five minutes later the second woman got up, lifted herleg, grabbed a bowling ball and slid it in. People were going ballistic. Finally the third women very casually got up on the barand asked for a quarter. She slid it in.
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.. and thejukebox starts playing.
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