Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in Asia. It was recorded andpublished in the Far East Economic Review: Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees." Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." RS : "Rye. Ruin sorbees.
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morny! Djewish to odor sunteen?
?" Guest: "Uh.
.yes.
.I'd like some bacon and eggs." RS: "Ow July den?" G: "What?
?" RS: "Ow July den - fry, boy, pooch?" G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled, please." RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem - crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine" RS: "Hokay. An San tos?" G: "What?" RS: "San tos. July San tos?" G: "I don't think so" RS: "No? Judo one toes?
?" G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what'judo one toes' means." RS: "Toes! toes!
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Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlishmopping we bother?" G: "English muffin!
! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.
'Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RS: "We bother?" G: "No.
.just put the bother on the side." RS: "Wad?" G: "I mean butter - just put it on the side." RS: "Copy?" G: "Sorry?" RS: "Copy.
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tea.
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mill?" G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache,
crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honeysigh, and copy.
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.rye?
?"G: "Whatever you say." RS: "Tendjewberrymud" G : "You're welcome" Have a good day
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