The guide to women
A MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
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.. without you in it. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while. NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
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.. you cheap slob! I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now. I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned. COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too. I LIKE YOU, BUT.
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I don't like you. YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen. I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will. OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch. OH YES!
!! RIGHT THERE!
!Well, near there; I just want to get this over with. I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We're gonna make fun of you and your friends.
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