Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.
0 to Wife 1.
0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.
In addition Wife 1.
0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialisation where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.
5, and Golf 5.
3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Sunday Football 6.
3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.
1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.
0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favourite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.
0 but de-install doesn't work on this program.
Can you please help!
Joe.
Dear Joe,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding.
Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.
0 to Wife 1.
0 thinking that Wife 1.
0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.
0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.
0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.
0 as Wife 1.
0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to de-install, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.
0 or Wife 2.
0, but haveended up with even more problems. (See in manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.
0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can.
When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:\ IAPOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number of times, but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.
0 although a very high maintenance program can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as Flowers 2.
0 and Chocolates 5.
0.
Do not under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.
0 and the system will almost certainly crash.
Best of luck!
Tech Support
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