Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad.
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Just think how bad the life of an egg is.
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You only get laid onceYou only get eaten onceIt takes 4 minutes to get hard and2 minutes to get softYou have to share a box with 11 other guysAnd the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!
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