Signs You\'re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You're On A Bad Date10. When you agreed to go out with him he was governor, and now he's just some guy who works in a car wash.
9. Every few minutes, his face falls into his eggs.
8. She asks you to hold her clothes while she mambos with a guy named Pedro.
7. Her Wonderbra's on backwards.
6. Just as everything's starting to go great, you're both asked to return to your cells.
5. It's costing you $3.
00 a minute.
4. You order a double Whopper and he says, "My name ain't Rockefeller, honey."3. Waiter taking your order asks, "And what can I get for your sorry-ass date?"2. He's drunk, all hands, and keeps bragging about how he whipped Mitt Romney.
1. He won't stop screaming "Pataki!" (reference to New York Governor-Elect George Pataki)
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