Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. ?
Mother, where do babies come from?
? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, ?
Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.
? The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, ?
That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy?
s vagina. That?
s how you get a baby, honey.
? The child seems to comprehend. ?
Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy?
s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?
? ?
Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.
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