Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a scientist's door: "Gone fission." Sign in a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." Sign in a podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels." Sign in a butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs." Sign on used car lot: "Second hand cars in first crash condition." Sign on fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive." Sign in a car dealership office: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." Sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like." Sign in a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
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