Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says " I'm a Y.
U.
P.
P.
I.
E, you know.
.. Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist." The second guy says "I'm a D.
I.
N.
K, you know.
.. Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, " I'm a R.
U.
B, you know.
.. Rich, Urban, Biker." They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? " She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know.
.. Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
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