Why do men die first
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries.
.But, now we know. If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race .
.. you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework .
.. you're a pansy. If you work too hard .
.. there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough .
.. you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay .
.. this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay .
.. you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her .
.. that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you .
.. it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks .
.. it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet .
.. it's male indifference. If you cry .
.. you're a wimp. If you don't .
.. you're insensitive. If you make a decision without consulting her .
.. you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you .
.. she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy .
.. that's domination. If SHE asks you .
.. it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear .
.. you're a pervert. If you don't .
.. you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape .
.. you're sexist. If you don't .
.. you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape .
.. you're vain. If you don't .
.. you're a slob. If you buy her flowers .
.. you're after something. If you don't .
.. you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements .
.. you're full of yourself. If you don't .
.. you're not ambitious. If she has a headache .
.. she's tired. If you have a headache .
.. you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often .
.. you're oversexed. If you don't .
.. there must be someone else. Bottom Line: Men die first because they want to.
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