He Said She Said
He said.
. I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it. She said.
.You wear briefs, don't you He said.
. Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said.
. Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money. She said.
. What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said.
. It's not my fault.
. I ran out of money. He said.
. Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said.
. Well, you succeeded. He said.
. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you She said.
. Turn sideways and look in the mirror. He said.
. Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said.
. Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. He said.
. Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said.
. I would, but you're never there. He said.
. Shall we try a different position tonight? She said.
. That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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