Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor 'what did you do on Earth?
' The Dotor replied, I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do it for free. St. Peter told the Doctor, 'you may go in.
' St. Peter then asked the teacher what she did, she replied, I taught educationally challenged children. St. Peter then told her 'you may go in.
' St. Peter asked the third man, 'what did you do?
' The man hung his head and replied, 'I ran a large HMO.
' To which St. Peter replied, 'you may go in, but you can only stay 3 days.
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