Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?
' 'Yes,
' the professor ansvered. 'When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not se it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.
' 'Well,
' said the gatekeeper. 'That is a very minor sin. You may enter.
' 'Thank you very much, Saint Peter,
' the professor ansvered. 'Im am not Saint Peter,
' said the gatekeeper. 'He is having his lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas.
'
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