The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
"This is my tryout for Nascar." "I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing." "That McDonald's offer is for a Limited Time only and buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!" "I'm trying to rush home for the new Hanson video debut on MTV." "Cause those Gorditas rule." "Uh-Oh.
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I'm an excellent driver." "Trying to see how fast a Yugo can go." "Umm.
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I'm drunk?" "Trying to outrun the radio signal that is playing that lousy Alannis Morisette "Uninvited" song!"
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