Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge

"I got your community service right here pal!" "Boy your chamber sure does look different with the lights on." "You couldn't carry Wapner's gavel you moron!" "You're not as easy to buy as others said you were." "No you robe wearing geek." "I don't suppose there's a "You get me off, I get you off" type of deal out there?" "Just out of curiousity, are you wearing pants?"