Top ten reasosn why it's great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong and get away with it You can call Budweiser beer You can be a crook and still be president If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything If you can breathe you can get a gun You can invent a new public holiday every year You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy" You can think you're the greatest nation on earth. You can get a pizza within minutes of ordering.
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