Doesn't It Annoy You When...
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there's a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found? .
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you buy an answering machine so you won't miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer? .
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there's a cop car in sight and everyone thinks they have to drive 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit? .
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you're reading a magazine and all those annoying little subscription cards keep falling out? .
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you tell someone that a door is locked and they try to open it anyway, like it'll magically open for them and not you. .
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someone says, "well, to make a long story short" and then they go on telling it for another 15 minutes. .
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a friend or family member says "Yuck! This is awful!
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you have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just looking around. .
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you rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out. .
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a waiter or waitress is not around at any time other than right after you put food in your mouth. .
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your tire gauge lets half the air in your tire when all you want is a pressure reading. .
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there's a dog in your neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING. .
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the power goes out, and you discover every flashlight you have has dead batteries. .
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someone gets in the express lane at the supermarket and writes a check or uses a credit card. .
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the elevator stops at every floor and nobody gets on. .
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you almost ALWAYS back up your computer files but the week you don't, your hard drive crashes and you lose everything
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