Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how 'bout that?
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..I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun? Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car-GO CRAZY. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son? Your mother and I are going away for the weekend.
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you might want to consider throwing a party. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies-you know-that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. Father's Day? Aaahh-don't worry about that-it's no big deal
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