Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today's our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!
! And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska! Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.
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