Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Questions that have Confused humankind!
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. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'llsqueeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?
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. Who was the first person to say \"See that chicken there.
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.I\'m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it\'s butt.
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. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to ahorrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat?
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. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don\'t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
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. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.
. What do you call male ballerinas?
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. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
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. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,
whydidn\'t he just buy dinner?
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. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made fromvegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
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. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
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. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have thesame tune? a.
. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
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. Why do they call it an asteroid when it\'s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it\'s in your ass?
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. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?
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. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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