Just idle conversation...
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.
He turns to bartender and says, "Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress . .
."
"STOP pal - I don't allow talk about politics in my bar!" interrupted the bartender.
A few minutes later the guy tried again, "People say about the Pope .
.."
"NO religion talk, either," the bartender cuts in.
One more try to break the boredom.
.." I thought the Yankees would.
.."
"NO sports talk.
..
That's how fights start in bars!" the barman said."Look, how about sex. Can I talk to you about sex?"
"Sure, that we can talk about", replies the barkeep."GREAT.
.. GO SCREW YOURSELF!"
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